My little sister's birthday:
- Mom: Can I have a lighter for the candles? (glares at me)
- Sis: What?!!
- *Me and my other sister scramble like we'll just "check the garage"
- Sis: Why do you have a lighter?
- Me: A friend left it here..
- *She huffs out her candles without us singing, so we relight em
- Sis: Why? Do you smoke? I'm not blowing them out till you tell me why!
- Other Sis: She doesn't smoke cigarettes
- Sis: Do you smoke marijuana?
- *All of us crack up
- Me: I really only have it because when I turned 18 I thought it was cool to buy one. . .(smooth save?)
- Also please note, it was my Cosmic Charles's lighter with a logo of a moon smoking a jay. . .
